Nu skal det hele jo ikke v\u00e6re s\u00e5 corona-fikseret og corona-h\u00e6mmet. Derfor her et par vitser helt lovligt stj\u00e5let fra chess.com:<\/p>\n
A chess master died\u2014after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was the master!<\/p>\n
“What’s it like where you are now?” the friend asked.
\n“What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news?”
\n“Tell me the good news first.”
\n“Well, it’s really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time. Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they’re all here, and you can play them.”
\n“Fantastic!” the friend said, “and what’s the bad news?”
\n“You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday.”<\/p>\n
A guy comes across an old friend sitting alone at a restaurant table and lost in thought. After a few minutes of talking, his friend said, “My girlfriend told me that if I take part in this chess tournament, then that’s the last straw\u2014she’s leaving.”<\/p>\n
Concerned, the guy asked, “So what are you gonna do?”<\/p>\n
“Well, 1.e4, of course!”<\/p>\n
Two friends were having a conversation:<\/p>\n
“So, last night I had Kasparov over for dinner.”<\/p>\n
“Cool! And how was it?”<\/p>\n
“It was nice and all, but we had to eat a cold meal.”<\/p>\n
“Why is that?”<\/p>\n
“We had a checkered tablecloth, and it took him one hour just to pass me the salt.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Nu skal det hele jo ikke v\u00e6re s\u00e5 corona-fikseret og corona-h\u00e6mmet. Derfor her et par vitser helt lovligt stj\u00e5let fra chess.com: Chess Heaven A chess master died\u2014after a few days, … L\u00e6s videre Lidt sjov<\/span>